My girlfriend has just started eating digestive biscuits with little blocks of cheddar on top of them, claiming that it's a thing that "everybody does."

This is mental, and a good reason to abandon our relationship, right?

EDIT: TIL that this country is full of absolute abominations.

EDIT 2: I see that my post has reached the hot page, so I'm waiting for Buzzfeed or LadBible to pick up on this... And hi to all you Americans sticking your head through the door. A digestive is a biscuit. It's not one of those vile things you call biscuits, but an actual biscuit. It's primary function is to be dipped into tea and then eaten.

EDIT 3: Shut up, America. (Edit to the edit: To be clear, this isn't for all of you. It's for the group of idiots that have come in, taken this whole thing way too seriously and just been generally rude.)

EDIT 4: For the idiot that accused me of racism, calling somebody "crackers" is not a racist term in the UK. If you call somebody crackers, you're jokingly calling them crazy.