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u/Mein_Bergkamp McLaren Nov 14 '22
Alright, which one of you is Albon?
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u/Balthazar40 Nov 14 '22
Hmmm it's OP, totally not suspicious username
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u/snakeinsheepclothes Nov 14 '22
And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell. ;)
Not related to the Albons though, just a crazy cat lady
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u/Fussel2107 McLaren Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22
Good luck with the truth ;) lol "The cat lady forever known as secretly Alex Albon"
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u/MattiBinotto Mattia Binotto Nov 14 '22
I am Binotto
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u/Mein_Bergkamp McLaren Nov 14 '22
I am sorry
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u/SapphireDesertRosre Kimi Räikkönen Nov 15 '22
This is the funniest shit. Like 3 simple words that arent suppose to be funny, had me wheezing like a chain-smoking boomer. So wild.
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u/The-WildInfernos Sebastian Vettel Nov 14 '22
Dude according to a report, you’re gonna be out of a job
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u/MattiBinotto Mattia Binotto Nov 14 '22
And soon enough, the person after me will be out of a job. Such is the way of Ferrari.
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u/Fit-Construction-696 Dr. Helmut Marko Nov 15 '22
Can I have a job a Ferrari. I believe I am qualified enough
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u/synchronisedchaos Sebastian Vettel Nov 15 '22
I'll do you one better. I am unqualified for the job.
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u/BrownSugarBare #WeSayNoToMazepin Nov 14 '22
Maybe if we keep insulting the cute cat he'll make himself known??
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u/Mein_Bergkamp McLaren Nov 14 '22
Or we'll drive him away.
Some things are just a step too far.
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u/BrownSugarBare #WeSayNoToMazepin Nov 14 '22
Oh, you're right. Albon might just boycott if we discuss cute lil smoosh faced Moomoo too much.
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u/deathray1611 Formula 1 Nov 14 '22
I take this over what is now countless Monaco qualy posts
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u/snakeinsheepclothes Nov 14 '22
Of course, it also helps that the Albon Pets are adorable.
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u/TyButler2020 Alexander Albon Nov 14 '22
Horsey is legitimately one of the most adorable cats I’ve seen
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u/Blanchimont Red Bull Ford Powertrains Nov 14 '22
Wait, Daniel's Texas horse moonlights as an Albon Pets cat? Quelle surprise!
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u/secretlives Nov 14 '22
Ehhh - I mean, objectively, this one is just a bit ugly.
Bet it has a great personality tho
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u/Flowech Nov 14 '22
Moomoo is the kind of guy that would go full throttle in the middle of a corner without any counter steering
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u/Prestigious-Orchid95 Sebastian Vettel Nov 14 '22
I'm sorry MooMoo!! You are the most adorable trash goblin there is!
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u/neenohfuck Alpine Nov 15 '22
I've been calling everything a trash goblin since I read that comment yesterday. Iconic.
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u/Prestigious-Orchid95 Sebastian Vettel Nov 15 '22
I'm glad I was able to open your world to the phrase!
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u/UnKnOwN769 Jim Clark Nov 14 '22
I can excuse conspiracy theories, but I draw the line at being mean to Albon’s cat.
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u/PeregrineDrake Jolyon Palmer Nov 14 '22
You can excuse conspiracy theories?
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u/Chllep I was here when Haas took pole Nov 14 '22
its funny to laugh at people who think senna was assasinated or abu dhabi 21 was an inside job from rb
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u/steven_yeeter Bernd Mayländer Nov 14 '22
abu dhabi was an outside job
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u/Chllep I was here when Haas took pole Nov 14 '22
abu dhabi was a job
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u/steven_yeeter Bernd Mayländer Nov 14 '22
fred flintstone yelled abu dhabi doo as he yeeted latifi's car into the wall on lap 54
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u/Snoo_47023 Ferrari Nov 14 '22
ok this is crossing a line, which one of you fucks did it
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u/baldbarretto Who's that? Nov 15 '22
About four of us on the original post….myself included. Full of shame am I
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u/somewhatanxiousgenz Ted Kravitz Nov 14 '22
Everyone apologise. NOW.
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u/snakeinsheepclothes Nov 14 '22
With Nandos or KFC please!
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u/InsomniaIsBoring Jules Bianchi Nov 14 '22
Alex?
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u/les_macarons Oscar Piastri Nov 14 '22
More like Horsey 😅
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u/snakeinsheepclothes Nov 14 '22
In my next life, I want to be reborn as an Albon pet
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u/les_macarons Oscar Piastri Nov 14 '22
That sounds like a solid plan tbh
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u/snakeinsheepclothes Nov 14 '22
They are living the life
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u/les_macarons Oscar Piastri Nov 14 '22
They do! Honestly I enjoy their content so much 😅 (but then again half of my insta feed are just cats)
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u/snakeinsheepclothes Nov 14 '22
Mine too and I spam my friends with pictures of my cat. Cats are just awesome little things
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u/marahute85 🐶 Roscoe Hamilton Nov 14 '22
As I started it, I apologise. Moo Moo made me giggle and I brought about bad karma by making fun of the great and powerful moomoo
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u/Kolec507 Love Is Love Nov 14 '22
I would never say anything like that about such a beauty, but I apologise for "some people on Reddit", disgusting behaviour
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u/absoluteragequeen Sergio Pérez Nov 14 '22
After all the drama and dumb takes, MooMoo is providing the eye bleach and y’all call him ugly? Rude.
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u/Alfus 💥 LE 🅿️LAN Nov 14 '22
Really disappointing that the mods didn't done anything against all the Moomoo insults!
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u/15abella Toto Wolff Nov 14 '22
the albon pets instagram page keeps me going most days! i love them all, especially MooMoo 🥰
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u/Metue Nov 14 '22
I find it so odd when people in actual F1 refer to reddit. Like, yes we're here but you're not supposed to care about us or acknowledge us! For your own mental health if nothing else...
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u/marahute85 🐶 Roscoe Hamilton Nov 14 '22
When I posted I had no idea it would get back to Alex’s family, I truly just thought Moomoo was funny with his/her tongue out looking all squished and grumpy but saying congratulations. The cousin George line was funny too.
Definitely a little concerning that they are here and looking and checking things, you wouldn’t think that it would be good for their mental health to see what goes on here.
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u/Siambretta Williams Nov 15 '22
To be fair, being on reddit isn't mentally healthy for us either.
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u/synchronisedchaos Sebastian Vettel Nov 15 '22
It's probably run by one of his siblings. Maybe their friends sent them a link or something. I hope so, it wouldn't be mentally healthy to be on a subreddit where your name could come up
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u/Mirage_Main Fernando Alonso Nov 14 '22
Reddit is that site that no one wants to refer to by name because it has such an awful reputation. You usually say “I saw it online/on the X sub” instead of actually referring to the site because this pile of garbage is so toxic.
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u/AstronautPoseidon Nov 14 '22
I mean saying you saw it in the X sub is the same thing as saying you found it on Reddit lol
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u/Kemro59 Nov 15 '22
I don't think that Reddit is THAT toxic, just need to choose the right subreddits.
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u/TonB-Dependant Lotus Nov 16 '22
I mean it used to have truly awful shit on it. Now it’s just kinda awful.
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u/atomkidd Alfa Romeo Nov 15 '22
I mentioned Reddit once in front of a uni class - some students raised eyebrows and exchanged significant glances. Which says more about their favourite subs than mine!
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u/mitzy11444 Nov 14 '22
MooMoo is a precious gift. Those who were saying mean things are just jealous.
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u/SyuusukeFuji George Russell Nov 14 '22
Alex to race in Abu Dhabi with a "Fuck Reddit" themed helmet.
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u/fuckyouyoufuckinfuk Who the f*ck is Nelson Piquet? Nov 14 '22
Whoever called Moomoo ugly your mom's a hoe
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u/420Prelude Sebastian Vettel Nov 14 '22
Look MooMoo could devour every evidence of my existence with his mind, I have no desire to call him ugly or piss off this absolute unit of a cat. That's one fuckin nice kitty right there.
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u/LemonTM Alfa Romeo Nov 15 '22
Do these kind of cats, like dogs with flat face, have breathing difficulties?
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u/snakeinsheepclothes Nov 15 '22
They often do, my neighbors cat was inbred and he has a flat face and often breathes trough his mouth.
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u/yeahstillcheapshot Nov 14 '22
Drivers having Instagram accounts with their pets is the best thing ever.
Also I love MooMoo 🐱
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u/Alfus 💥 LE 🅿️LAN Nov 14 '22
Moomoo doesn't even look ugly at all....
But we caught you Alex for lurking on Reddit!
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u/TRUEequalsFALSE Chase Carey Nov 15 '22
I love cats, but, um, these kinds (Persians, I think?) are the pugs of cats. Pugs should not exist, both for their own wellbeing and for ours.
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u/Prestigious-Orchid95 Sebastian Vettel Nov 15 '22
I believe Moomoo is a rescue (yay!), but 100% agree. If you want a flat face cat, please rescue, don't support this type of breeding!
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u/ourweepingwillow Pierre Gasly Nov 15 '22
He’s like a pug, an ugly kind of cute. Very adorable. A distinguished little gentleman.
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u/Gersberps Pirelli Hard Nov 15 '22
Come on guys. We're better than this. Can we at the very least not bully a cat?
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u/halfwagaltium Nov 15 '22
Well. He is. Don't get cats that have breeding issues.
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u/snakeinsheepclothes Nov 15 '22
Moomoo is a rescue, would you prefers for him to live a bad life or on the streets?
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u/Thin_Power_1117 Nov 15 '22
Now Moomoo is gonna hold his grudge and have his reason why he won’t let you share the bed for P6
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u/AbradolfLincler77 Formula 1 Nov 15 '22
Why would you call him moo moo when he's not even back and white!!
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u/So-many-ducks Formula 1 Nov 15 '22
Moo in Thai means pig. Given his little snout if could imagine his name would mean Pig pig (so little piglet)
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u/AbradolfLincler77 Formula 1 Nov 15 '22
Ahh, I was thinking like a cow. I had a friend name his black and white cat moo moo because the pattern on the cats fur kind of looked like a cow.
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u/So-many-ducks Formula 1 Nov 15 '22
Funny how culture and language can change one’s perspective over the same information :)
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u/ageNtreachery Nov 15 '22
are moomoo and rosco friends? they look like they chase parked cars together.
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u/Cyanopicacooki Murray Walker Nov 15 '22
You'd think that Alexander would have checked that MooMoo's safety belt was properly adjusted before they went for a drive....
Cute kitty, though that's roughly the same as saying wet water.
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u/Rosieu Spyder Nov 14 '22
Moomoo actually looks really disappointed in us all ._.;