r/NatureIsFuckingLit Dec 07 '22

🔥 "Warning! Territory Marking, Follow At Your Own Risk" by Tilakra Nagaraj captures a Rhinoceros marking more than just territory

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2.6k Upvotes

258

u/RingerPinger Dec 07 '22

R(hino) Kelly

53

u/Custom_Fish Dec 08 '22

Bird looks a bit mature for his taste

7

u/bjhanco1289 Dec 07 '22

Hey I see what you did there.

4

u/TessaHolly Dec 08 '22

You read my mind!!!! 🤣

2

u/Kinda-Homeless Dec 08 '22

Came here to say this

245

u/bjhanco1289 Dec 07 '22

That bird is a total freak.

52

u/itsmyfirsttimegoeasy Dec 07 '22

Rhino: I give you sexy bath time.

6

u/RAEven777 Dec 08 '22

wth 🤣

55

u/Ozavic Dec 07 '22

Great, now we gotta kinkshame the birds

9

u/DogVacuum Dec 08 '22

This bird is just out here, vibing.

6

u/panterachallenger Dec 08 '22

Reminds me of the bird from last night

122

u/star0fth3sh0w Dec 07 '22

This should become the new “this is fine” meme

57

u/jamanatron Dec 07 '22

Bird is definitely standing left of the pee. Deceiving angle

10

u/Cne1 Dec 08 '22

There it is. Thought I was the only one. That bird would’ve taken off if it was in the line of fire.

2

u/Spider2430 Dec 08 '22

Unless the bird uses the smell from it as protection

3

u/djbow Dec 08 '22

But it doesn't...

6

u/DogVacuum Dec 08 '22

Found the birds burner account.

2

u/SweetAndSourShmegma Dec 08 '22

R Kelly used a similar defense.

1

u/ShuRugal Dec 08 '22

came here to say this. look at where the bird is on the ground, look at where the rhino's feet are on the ground. bird is a couple feet further from the camera than the rhino's left foot.

1

u/Frequent-Drummer3920 Dec 08 '22

I don't know about that...But hope you're right! This is pretty cringe but lmao at the same time.

1

u/jamanatron Dec 08 '22

Judging by the non reactive bird. It’s either done this often (getting pissed on), or them getting sprayed is a trick of the eye

But I feel the pressure Of that stream would dishevel the little birdies feathers more

28

u/SatansCatfish Dec 07 '22

Forbidden shower

22

u/jamenabar1988 Dec 07 '22

Just waiting for jim carrey to come out...

5

u/Foreign_Ad_7504 Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

Sure is hot in these rhinos!

7

u/leopac1 Dec 08 '22

That bird got a golden hurricane 🍋💦🐔

33

u/mirchadh Dec 07 '22

Urine sane if you do.

7

u/Bobby_Sunday96 Dec 08 '22

I wonder if it the angle at which the picture was taken. The bird could be feet away from the rhino but it looks like he peed on him

6

u/FudgeHyena Dec 08 '22

Egret regret

6

u/nightman21721 Dec 07 '22

If you ask me, I think that bird knows exactly what it's doing.

11

u/komokazi Dec 08 '22

Ace Ventura has entered the chat

5

u/Watts300 Dec 08 '22

Bumblebee tuna.

14

u/esotericartisan Dec 07 '22

Forced perspective.

6

u/Known_Cheater Dec 07 '22

I also think so, incredible photo regardless.

2

u/ravynwave Dec 08 '22

I was half expecting Ace to crawl out of his butt

2

u/Useless_Dent Dec 08 '22

Trading in your golden chains for golden showers. -Boondocks News guy

2

u/ShubhamManna Dec 08 '22

Birb bro just wanted some insects 😭

2

u/No_Construction_4293 Dec 08 '22

Is Ace in there spraying a hose??

2

u/hidde-the-wonton Dec 08 '22

The rhino’s territory just expanded substantially.

2

u/FrodoTheDodo Dec 08 '22

Big brained tactic, now wherever the bird flies will be its territory

2

u/Mammoth_Tadpole6335 Dec 08 '22

rest in piss bird

2

u/Clairesette Dec 08 '22

That bird belongs to him now

It's a cattle egret which follows big animals to catch insects and lizards. Bugs become more visible after the big animal disturbs their hiding places in the grass

5

u/afreshsplat Dec 07 '22

I bet that it pissed the bird off.

4

u/Nothing2Special Dec 07 '22

This pic is the piss man.

5

u/redgumdrop Dec 07 '22

At the car wash 🎶🎶🎶

2

u/mikea1991bc Dec 08 '22

When you finally make the big girl squirt

2

u/whattheduck2222 Dec 07 '22

That birds about to see some major boobage

1

u/fatbootyinmyface Dec 07 '22

the bird seems unfazed lmao

1

u/medievalistbooknerd Dec 07 '22

God I wish that bird was me

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u/ProfessionalAccess68 Dec 07 '22

Nah unc, u ackin mad oofy doofy rn! 😂💀

1

u/GlumMango69 Dec 08 '22

It’s not piss. It’s got nothing to do with piss.

1

u/Ancient_Grocery9795 Dec 08 '22

During drought season this is actually common for the birds to cool off there is often crowds of birds following them

3

u/Cne1 Dec 08 '22

I’m calling bullshit. I’m gonna need a source for that.

1

u/boilmylegs Dec 08 '22

When she squirts

1

u/Unlikely_Layer_2268 Dec 07 '22

That’s it’s drone

1

u/mariec017 Dec 07 '22

From far away it looks like the bird is flipping off the rhino but you know..no arms just a flower

1

u/InitialNeck9 Dec 07 '22

Just remember this bird when you’re having a bad day.

1

u/pants1916 Dec 08 '22

A very confident jet.

1

u/1Uplift Dec 08 '22

I can relate

1

u/harassment Dec 08 '22

Afternoon Spray!

1

u/abcdefCookieMonster Dec 08 '22

Piss queen. Don't kink shame!

1

u/Residual_Marinara Dec 08 '22

That bird knows what it's about son

1

u/FlacidBarnacle Dec 08 '22

Never gonna get that smell out

1

u/bundok_illo Dec 08 '22

It's a livin' 🤷‍♂️

1

u/jrockcrown Dec 08 '22

I own you

1

u/iseewhatallydidthere Dec 08 '22

Let’s hope that poor birdie is two steps to the left. Lol

1

u/KarlDeutscheMarx Dec 08 '22

Bird lowkey enjoying it

1

u/MusicalMoose Dec 08 '22

They have an agreement...

1

u/taishiea Dec 08 '22

you know i would endure being pissed on by a rhino is it meant that rhino would show up out of no where to save my ass when in trouble. BAnk robbery- rhino shows up, that is my property you messing with.

1

u/Wrench984 Dec 08 '22

Mother in Christ does their ding dong have the firepower of a hose?

1

u/McGregorMX Dec 08 '22

Well, that bird now belongs to the rhino.

1

u/Macie_Jay Dec 08 '22

Ace Ventura anyone?

1

u/mosspigglett Dec 08 '22

The bird paid extra for that

1

u/creativeyeen Dec 08 '22

DON’T KINK SHAME THEM

1

u/greasy_tits Dec 08 '22

Is this a male or female rhino? Genuinely curious about rhino bits now. I see no nutz.

1

u/Flayyyyy Dec 08 '22

hippity hoppity this bird is now my property

1

u/Chemical_Elephant_94 Dec 08 '22

Thats a quagmire bird

1

u/Curious_OnEarth Dec 08 '22

Communal shower 🚿

1

u/Gravillon006 Dec 08 '22

It’s raining

1

u/enomisyeh Dec 08 '22

"aaaaah yuuuuusssssss"

1

u/RobbisDresser Dec 08 '22

That bird saw the day going very differently lol

1

u/madmancryptokilla Dec 08 '22

The famous golden shower....

1

u/-Asher- Dec 08 '22

Further evidence that birds aren't real. That, my friends, is a robot being exposed by the Rhino.

1

u/SisterYahtzee Dec 08 '22

Twenty feet. Some of them spray twenty feet.

1

u/NirnrootPlucker Dec 08 '22

Imagine just being an egret, chilling enjoying your day and a rhino comes over and pisses all over your face 😭

1

u/balrus-balrogwalrus Dec 08 '22

bird has a piss kink

1

u/krashundburn Dec 08 '22

Was at the zoo once when a rhino grunted, then let loose an epic spray of piss. He missed my group but nailed the poor little kid standing next to us.

1

u/KalkoffMrMeth Dec 08 '22

Reversed bukkake 🤔 squirttakke?!?

1

u/CDavis10717 Dec 08 '22

In life, be the rhino, not the bird!

1

u/red_devil84 Dec 08 '22

Lol, if you thought you were having a bad day....

This bird's just, "...FML..."

1

u/atxsteveish Dec 08 '22

I've seen a rhino at the San Diego zoo do this and hit onlookers. Obviously done on purpose.

1

u/Diligent_Course_6616 Dec 08 '22

That duck is either very happy or very mad

1

u/KYpineapple Dec 08 '22

bath time.

1

u/Xavier_Philips Dec 08 '22

The poor bird

1

u/helly1080 Dec 08 '22

Goooolden showers fill your eyes!! Smiiiiiles awake you with your vice!!!

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u/doofmum69 Dec 08 '22

The bird: 👁👄👁

1

u/radio_05 Dec 08 '22

my friend told me that once a tiger marked him in the zoo. god was he smelling and all dogs he came across on his way home were running like hell from him

1

u/Tampax_Party_Pack Dec 08 '22

I smell a new meme template

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u/ProfessionalAccess68 Dec 07 '22

If I was that bird, that rhino would’ve had to catch this fade 😂💀

0

u/JibbaJabbaJenkins Dec 08 '22

Bird: This is some bullshit.

Reddit Commenter: Well actually it's rhino piss.

An actual well: Leave me out of this.