It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.
There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.
That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.
A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??
There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent
forest fires horny shitposts.
Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.
Redditors who donated at a sperm bank (not for your own wife for in vitro fertilisation), how was the whole procedure? NSFW
My gf just had a miscarriage, for those of you who have been through this. How did you console her and handle this situation?
What would you do if your date brought her female best friend along for the first date for safety and expected you to pay for everyone?
Title says it all. Trying to think of the last time I felt genuine happiness.
Are you quite physically affectionate with friends/family/spouses?
What are some unexpected, weird, or just plain disturbing insights into men that women might pick up after browsing AskMen for a while?
I'd ask you ladies directly, but this is r/AskMen so I didn't think I could.
If I’m being 100% honest I only got in shape so I could get women. That was the only motivation that I had and needed at that time.
Sorry if this is a strange question. I would like to know what it was like from the perspective of people who were young then. I just turned 19. Im very fascinated with the 80s due to its pop culture. I don’t know how to ask my mom this so im asking you. What was it like? Did it look like how movies portray it? What was popular on tv? Popular songs? What did people like to do? What clothes did people wear? What was school like?